Skater / Griffin

Home Town

Warren, New Jersey

Athletic Background

Athletic Background: High school baseball (centerfield); 10 years soccer (MVP and top scorer, Ann Arbor Strikers); 1 1/2 year stint as roller derby jammer, San Diego Aftershocks

Best Skill

Can play guitar while suspended by my feet over a tank of surly sharks. I think.

Favorite Quote


Was just a cheesy 80s song by Chicago. I prefer perspiration.

Biggest Challenge

Getting my inflated ego through doorways. Oh, and figuring out how to get the lead singer job in Van Halen.


Born. Went to Jerusalem AND Connecticut without getting killed. Looking forward to death (yours, not mine)